
Welcome toThe Ultimate 18+ Party GameGather your friends and get ready to dive into the madness!
This isn’t just another boring card game with an edgy title
(although it is that as well). It’s a Pandora's box, full of raw, unfiltered humor, designed by genuinely horrible people.
How to play

1
Embark on a journey of self-discovery and improvement - discover your flaws and get rid of them!

2
Read the events line by line. Follow the instructions and make choices.

3
Use vulgar Chaos cards to keep each other down.
The box contains

- 40 Brainlet cards
- 75 Event cards
- 50 Chaos cards
- 6 Karma Cards plus an abridged rule sheet
- a die
- green and red tokens
- rules
- low-grade dark humor, obscenities and not much else






The game is designed for two to six players. All players must be adults, as the text on the cards is not suitable for young eyes and ears.
Read Event Cards, smirk at the sense of humor of underpaid game designers, follow the instructions, and assign tokens.
Green traits represent personal growth and help you discard Brainlets.
Red ones? They’ll only drag you further down the spiral of loserdom and seal your fate.
But Wait — It Gets Worse (and Better) If you thought that was it — oh, you sweet summer child. Each player also gets 3 Chaos Cards, and that’s where things truly spiral out of control.
These cards bring glorious nonsense, unpredictable twists, and straight-up moon person logic into the game.
It’s pure chaos — and a 100% accurate representation of life on a dying planet.
This isn’t just another boring card game with an edgy title (although it is that as well). It’s a Pandora's box, full of raw, unfiltered humor, designed by genuinely horrible people(we worked in corporate).
Perfect for the Right Kind of People Busted Brainlets makes an excellent gift for 18th birthdays, bachelor parties, or spontaneous game nights with your equally lonely friends.
The rules are simple and easy to follow, even in altered states of consciousness (not included in the box).
Let the Chaos Cards test your friends' strategic genius (or lack thereof),
and watch the Event Cards ensure that no one walks out with a shred of dignity left.

The game is designed for two to six players. All players must be adults, as the text on the cards is not suitable for young eyes and ears.
Read Event Cards, smirk at the sense of humor of underpaid game designers, follow the instructions, and assign tokens.

Green traits represent personal growth and help you discard Brainlets.
Red ones? They'll only drag you further down the spiral of loserdom and seal your fate.
But Wait — It Gets Worse (and Better) If you thought that was it — oh, you sweet summer child. Each player also gets 3 Chaos Cards, and that's where things truly spiral out of control.

These cards bring glorious nonsense, unpredictable twists, and straight-up moon person logic into the game.
It's pure chaos — and a 100% accurate representation of life on a dying planet.
This isn't just another boring card game with an edgy title (although it is that as well). It's a Pandora's box, full of raw, unfiltered humor, designed by genuinely horrible people(we worked in corporate).

Perfect for the Right Kind of People Busted Brainlets makes an excellent gift for 18th birthdays, bachelor parties, or spontaneous game nights with your equally lonely friends.
The rules are simple and easy to follow, even in altered states of consciousness (not included in the box).

Let the Chaos Cards test your friends' strategic genius (or lack thereof),
and watch the Event Cards ensure that no one walks out with a shred of dignity left.













